I’m no different from anyone else in terms of what’s on my Christmas list. Sure, it has the usual, universal desires- peace on Earth, goodwill towards men, a BMW 728i equipped with anti-tank weaponry capable of firing armor-piercing rounds, a randy Swedish supermodel…. That doesn’t mean I don’t want something different from my Special Someone this year…but I’m not quite certain how I’m going to go about asking for this. ‘Course, if she was going to spend “around $9,000” on me, I’d probably be hoping for more than women’s underwear, even if it did allegedly belong to Queen Elizabeth.
