How not to be obnoxious: Three easy steps to a better holiday letter. Step 1: Just don’t do it. Trust me; no one gives a damn that your darling child’s Little League team finished their glorious season in 47th place.
Justin Bieber Launches Christian Music Career with New Prayerful Video. Bieber announced that he’ll be opening all of his concerts with his version of Madonna’s “Like a Virgin”. Uh…who in the Hell is Justin Bieber, anyway??
Journalists Risk Life and Limb To Bring You Latest Floating Reptile News. CNN: News For People Who No Longer Give A $#!%.
Dr. Laura to Pollute Airwaves Again in January. Because hatred, ignorance, and oppression will always find a home.
Michelle: ‘I Will Never Get Sick Of People Talking About My Toned Arms’. Yeah…and just wait until the media latches on to all those kegel exercises she’s been doing.
Alaska Fighting Uphill Battle Against Major Gonorrhea Outbreak. I was thinking that there HAD to be a joke to be found in this news…but, really; there’s nothing at all funny about it, is there?
Marines Most Resistant To Openly Gay Troops. Shouldn’t someone welcome the troglodytes to the 21st century??
Undocumented UCLA law grad is in a legal bind. Perhaps he could deport himself??
More Than 1 In 3 South African Men Admit To Rape. Yeah, that whole equality of the sexes thing? Well, it just got set back about 20 years.
“We Are at War”: How Militias, Racists and Anti-Semites Found a Home in the Tea Party. Well, how about because the Tea Party at its most basic really is racist and anti-Semitic?
Why the iPad Newspaper is Doomed. Because if I wanted a newspaper…I’d buy a newspaper.
Lady Hates Michigan So Much She Lets Her Breastuses Hang Out. Ah, beer: the cause of, and solution to, ALL of Mankind’s myriad problems.
