20,000 Sacrificed In Annual Blood Offering To Corporate America. All hail our all-seeing, all-knowing, benevolent Corporate Overlords.
94 percent of Kansas students take alcohol classes. Because isn’t it the job of high schools to teach students how to drink properly so they can hit the ground running when they get to college?
Roy Sekoff On Tax Cuts: Obama Just Erased His Line In The Sand. “Hope and change” just left the building….
Sheboygan Police: Woman Bites Off Man’s Tongue During Kiss. Peace on Earth, goodwill towards men…or not.
McCain Threatens To Call The Cops On Former Supporter. McCain truly is a miserable excuse for a human being.
Teens arrested over thefts of calves. Well, that’s one way to get into the dairy farming business.
USA Beats USSR In Losing Afghanistan. Yay!! USA!! USA!! We’re #1!! Except we all remember what eventually happened to the USSR…right??
Women to remain banned from fighting on frontline… in case men die trying to save them. Right, and as everyone who’s seen Patton knows, the man’s job is to make the other poor, dumb SOB die for HIS country.
Friend of Children Mark Foley Looking At Running For Office Again. Hmm…somehow I think that a candidate endorsed by al-Qaeda would stand a better chance of winning.
George W. Bush Forgets To Mention 9/11 In Memoir. Yeah, he was kinda too busy rewriting history.
Celebrating Secession Without the Slaves. Speaking of rewriting history….
Britain To Chart Happiness. Uh…will that be in inches or millimeters??
