US judge says lesbians can be ‘cured’ by male soldiers. Hey, here’s a novel idea: rape as a social engineering tool.
Women Caught Trying to Hide Stolen Goods Under Their Fat Rolls. Only in America would someone think to go into a TJ Maxx and try to make off with [f]our pair of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves like this. Eww….
Man Arrested For Kicking Police Horse Outside Texans Game. And I wonder how much beer it took for this idjit to screw up the courage to assault a police horse?
Steve King Stands Against Reparations (Discrimination Settlement). Let there be no doubt; Rep. Steve King (R-IA) is a miserable, pathetic excuse for a human being.
Worst Person In The World Steals Pat Burns’s Wallet At His Funeral. Guess who just won a free pass to skip the security checkpoint into Hell?
Is My Baby Too Fat? Parents Put Infants on Diets. Why wait? Now parents can begin destroying their progeny’s self-esteem while they’re still infants.
Man Arrested for Playing with His Wand During Harry Potter Movie. Oh, Hermione….
Kinect sex - what’s the holdup? OK, so you own a Kinect…and so of course you’re wondering when the first Kinect sex game will be available, right?
City Asks: Who Put Up All Those Stop Signs? If you live in Cranston, RI, and you put up 700 street signs on your own initiative…well, the Mayor’s office would like a word with you.
Worst Sex Scene of the Year: Pubes ‘Like Desert Vegetation’. [L]ike a lepidopterist mounting a tough-skinned insect with a too blunt pin he screwed himself into her. Eww…that’s almost enough to get me to swear off sex altogether. Almost….
Man aims to cash in on Marine’s storage-unit treasures: Funeral flag, dog tag, military medals, presidential letter held. Stay classy, dirtbag….
Christine O’Donnell Is Hillary Clinton’s Biggest Fan. Today’s sign that the Apocalypse is truly upon us.
