Ten Days After Turning 18, Miley Cyrus Has a Naked Picture Scandal. Well, that certainly didn’t take long, eh?? Yes, my child; you’re a woman now.
Oh Wait, Maybe This Is Why England Didn’t Get The World Cup. Perhaps FIFA has an (understandable) aversion to English hooligans?
The Life and Times of a Colombian Cocaine Submarine Captain. Comandante, we Colombian drug lords thank you for your brave, valiant, and selfless service.
Spanish woman claims ownership of the Sun. And I hold the right to sex. I’m gonna be rich!!!
Canada’s Ponzi Scheming ‘Pigeon King’ Arrested. Wait; you mean to tell me that investing my life savings in pigeon meat WASN’T a sound financial decision??
This Man Swallowed An Entire Bag Of Cocaine. Doctors advised that he’ll probably be high until mid-March.
Idaho Man Rings in Holidays with Ku Klux Klan Snowman. ‘Tis the reason for the season….
2011 Pirelli Calendar: Karl Lagerfeld’s Naked Gods, Goddesses Sell Tires. I don’t know about selling tires, but naked wimminz are always a good thing if you’re a guy…and, hey…it’s art!!
Foreign Press Says What America’s Won’t: Sarah Palin is a Traitor. She could be using her public renown to build, support, and make things better. Instead, she’s using it to destroy, tear down, and divide. Traitor? Yeah, you could make a convincing argument for that.
Where Anonymity Breeds Contempt. It’s da Interwebs, where the ONLY thing that matters is the primacy of your opinions. Feelings and sensitivities are for losers and Libruls.
Antarctic ozone hole smallest in 5 years. So, we can start using CFCs agains??
Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving. If you’ve ever moved with a dog, you’ll be able to relate….
