Do NOT Put Aqua Velva On Your Genitals. Finally…some advice I can actually use….
U.S. Military in Iraq Tries to Intimidate Soldiers Into Not Reading Wikileaks. If the Army wanted you to think, it would have issued you a brain, soldier….
Victoria’s Secret: Men allowed in fitting area. Of course; how else am I going to know if those lace panties fit me properly?
Splurge, Damn You! Splurge For All You’re Worth! Your country’s economy is depending on you to do your part!!
An iPod Watch Project Explodes Online. Thanks, but I’m still holding out for the iPod/coffee grinder/espresso machine….
Employers Won’t Hire The Jobless Because Of The ‘Desperate Vibe’. Yes, that’s right, the unemployed, all of whom have been forced to wear the scarlet “D”, are unclean and unfit to travel in normal human company.
Barack Obama Loves Human Sacrifice. It’s just too bad that more of his sacrifices aren’t Republican Congressmen.
John McCain: have goal post, will travel. Don’tcha wish the bigot had the honesty to just admit that he hates homosexuals and the idea of them wearing a uniform openly gives him the creeps?
Eat Puke Dance: Black Swan’s Unhealthy Relationship With Food. The film’s about ballerinas; you were expect multiple trips through a Burger King drive-thru??
New Rule, but No Decrease of Concussions in NHL. Large, strong men running into one another while traveling 25 MPH on skates; what could possibly go wrong??
How Many Times Do We Need To See Anne Hathaway’s Breasts In ‘Love And Other Drugs?’. What…like that’s a problem??
Here’s The Year In Scandal With Taiwanese Animation. Don’t tell me you were expecting actual news in this space??