Glenn Beck: 10 Percent Of Muslims Are Terrorists. And 100% of Fox Noise Channel talking heads are Right-wing tools of Rupert Murdoch. What’s your point?
GOP Casualty Of ‘War On Christmas’: ‘Why Do They Always Pick On The Christians?’. Uh…’cuz it’s fun picking on overly sensitive, self-righteous White Folks??
USDA Recalls 72,000 lbs Of Canned Chicken Salad. So, someone’s starting their Memorial Day weekend a bit earlier than usual??
Qatar’s World Cup: Engineering Marvel, PR Nightmare?. And it doesn’t help when the lead engineer is named Albert Speer. No, not THAT Albert Speer, but still…I suppose Speer’s PR man just coincidentally happens to be named Josef Goebbels??
‘Secret Santas’ Dole Out $100 Handshakes in NC. Damn…someone beat me to it again. All I need are the $100 bills, and I’m good to go….
Bristol Palin Attempts Some Sort of Joke-Like Phrase Involving Lesbians. Meh…just go away, willya? You’re not funny, you never were funny, and you’re never going to be funny. Just please disappear back into your trailer park, ‘kay??
U.S. Airways Flight Grounded After Dog Bites Passenger & Flight Attendant. All those pat-downs and junk-grabbing and soft-core porn generators are great…but what if the terrorists are dogs??
Chase Isn’t Charging You A Fee, They’re Rewarding You. Customers should be grateful for the privilege of being allowed to bank with Chase….
GOP Senator Comes Out Against Any Extension Of Bush Tax Cuts. Sen. Voinovich was immediately and summarily excommunicated upon finishing his speech.
Beverly Hills Under Vicious Bedbug Attack. An accurate casualty count was unavailable at press time.
Bernanke: Inequality Is ‘Creating Two Societies’. And Bernanke, whether he’s willing to admit it or not, is participating in the creation of those two separate and exceedingly unequal societies.
Andrea Peyser Wins the War on Christmas. Now can everyone just put down their weapons, shut up, and enjoy the season??