Texas Lawmaker Wants To Imprison People For Implementing Health Care. Hey, if a Texas politician thinks a federal law is unconstitutional…well, that means they can not only ignore the law, but jail those who obey it on felony charges! Because no one tells Texas what to do.
Nutmeg High: Poison Centers See Uptick In Abuse Of Spice. Too bad our children can’t use this sort of ingenuity for something useful….
In Latest Compromise with GOP, Obama Agrees He is a Muslim. Hey, don’t laugh; this information was reported as Gospel in Saudi Arabia.
Mike Gravel Is Your Obama Primary Opponent. This just might represent a step in the right direction.
DMV clerk warns transgender woman of hell, mails her DVD. Isn’t it nice to know that government employees still care?
Meat Or No Meat: The Best Arguments From Both Sides. How about we all just agree to do what works best for each of us?
Student goes ballistic when her pizza order takes too long. Well, what’s a girl to do when her order isn’t served up immediately?
How To Roast Chestnuts. Uh…slowly, over an open fire? Seems like a heard a song somewhere about that….
Woman calls 911 to report squirrel swimming in her toilet. Uh, call back when you see a snake doing the backstroke in your toilet bowl….
Man, 67, dies after getting into fight with Burger King employee. That’s what you get for asking for extra pickles.
In Tapes, Nixon Rails About Jews and Blacks. I’m shocked- SHOCKED!- that Richard Nixon was such a unrestrained bigot.
U.S. Military Bans Those Little USB Thumb Drive Things. Because if the military wanted soldiers to have access to information, they would have issued them brains.
