Clerk fights off two alleged robbers with feather duster. Remember, it’s not the weapon; it’s how it’s wielded.
In Siberia Race, Ruling Party Uses Clenched Fist. You may think that our electoral system sucks…and yeah, it kinda does…but things could be far worse.
Super Bowl Sunday’s Sex Trafficking Underbelly. And here you thought it was just a bonanza for pizza delivery chains.
Somali Pirates Refuse to Board Carnival Cruise Ships. Yeah, you know you’re in trouble when your cruise line doesn’t meet the exacting standards of Somali pirates.
Murmurs of Primary Challenge to Obama. It might just be time to begin thinking in these terms.
Texas Teabaggers Do Not Like Their Non-Christian Jew House Speaker. In Texas, if you ain’t got Jesus, you’d best be planning to pack up and leave, pardner.
Hockey Fans Throw The Darndest Things Onto The Ice. Detroit has octopi; Toronto has…waffles?? Really??
Winona Ryder Has Never Used the Internet. So how does she get dates?
North Korea Sends Top Diplomat To Russia. You know that your country is in a world of hurt when being sent to Russia is considered a serious upgrade.
Carrie Fisher Tells John Travolta It’s OK to Be Gay. Really, dude; why not just be OK with what most of humanity has known for years?
WikiLeaks Cables Show Ireland Caved To Vatican Pressure In Sex Abuse Scandal. Gee, what a shock; the Vatican was engaged in a massive cover-up. Whodathunkit??
Are These People Having Sex on the Subway Heroes or Villains? If a couple has sex on a subway train and no one is there with a camera…did it even really happen??
