Do I Have What It Takes To Be a Hooters Girl—in Japan? Uh…I don’t know about you, but for me the answer is an unqualified, “HELL, NO!!”
Indiana Man Selling “Racist Soaps” Doesn’t Have Time For “You Politically Correct People”. Yeah; it’s only racist if you choose to see it that way.
‘View’ Ladies Mock John Boehner For Crying On ‘60 Minutes’. Well, the man did once say that he’d cry at a supermarket opening. I’ve been known to cry myself, but Jeebus…get a grip, already.
Even Back Hair Performance Art Couldn’t Save Appalachian State Football. Mere words simply can’t do justice to this unbridled display of hirsute genius.
FIFA President: Gay Fans Shouldn’t Have Sex During 2022 World Cup. And perhaps Sepp Blatter should plan on keeping his mouth shut during the competition, as well.
The Crazy Things Ron Paul Will Do When He Chairs the House Banking Committee. I can hardly wait until he chairs his first meeting wearing nothing but a tri-corner hat.
Minneapolis, hear the bear. How do you stage an effective anti-property tax increase protest? Well, starting with a cute, furry, bear-like character is always a good choice.
Would You Ride This Crazy Student-Made Roller Coaster?. Anything that contains the descriptive phrase, “dropped its riders vertically, then turned them face down as they skimmed 2 feet above the ground, face down and strapped with their backs to the cart” would rate a “HELL, NO!!”
She’s Back! Sharron Angle To Lead Tea Party Group. Because stupid is never out of work for very long.
The Big Ten Makes Some Changes. Stupid, Stupid Changes. Cheesy logo…CHECK! Stupid divisional names…CHECK!! Yep, looks like they’re ready to go.
Ivy League Professor Charged with Incest. The game the whole family can play….
Hitchens: A New Reason To Despise and Shun Henry Kissinger. You mean besides the fact that he makes Niccolo Machiavelli look like a pussy??
