Helmut Seifert, German Man, CASTRATES Daughter’s Boyfriend. Let’s face it; if your 17-year-old daughter was dating a 57-year-old man and you couldn’t find a way to keep them apart, you’d be pretty desperate, too.
Man accused of tossing dead squirrel into drive-thru window. Whenever I go to a fast-food restaurant, I generally assume that I’m not going to have to provide my own meat.
Man, 71, Gets 21 Years For Wheelchair Robbery. Here’s today’s “feel good” story about a terminally-ill man who committed a felony so he wouldn’t have to die in the streets.
Ex-HR manager jailed for thousands of obscene phone calls. Hmm…methinks perhaps someone had a wee too much time on their hands??
Kentucky Republicans To Introduce Legislation Aiming To Create Arizona-Style Immigration Law. I have a better idea- how about we just build a wall around the entire state of Kentucky and seal the bigots in?
The Top 10 Google Searches for 2010: Food & Drink Edition. When “pizza” is #2, and “pizza hut” is #10, shouldn’t this be taken as evidence that we’re failures as human beings? Or just hungry and horribly unoriginal?
2,400-Year-Old ‘Soup’ Discovered In China. Clam chowder? ‘Cuz I’m kinda hungry….
North Korea threatens nuclear war. Greetings, Mr. President. Would you like to play Global Thermonuclear War?
How Colors Affect What You Buy. Not that we can be manipulated or anything….
How to Make Your Own Lard. Fox News; your ally in the War on Christmas….
Baby mice burst out of bag of chips at UK supermarket. To be fair, the manufacturer was marketing the chips as being higher in protein than most non-mice brands.
Video Of Woman Being Flogged Sparks Outrage. Wait…what?? You mean that women aren’t property??
