Bus driver resigns after getting caught flattening snowman. Let that be a lesson to you. Sowmen are people too…even if they’ve been constructed in the middle of the street.
Emma Stone: ‘Simulated Sex Is Really Fun’. Be that as it may, some of us still prefer the real thing.
Worker injured during sex denied compo. Yes, she was injured while having sex…but she was on a business trip, no?
Second man pushed onto L tracks in Oak Park. So perhaps using public transportation isn’t such good idea after all??
Police Investigating Possible Serial Killer After 4 Bodies Found On Beach. Serial killer? Gee, what was your first clue??
Man wears diapers to con baby sitters into caring for him. Look, if you’re stupid enough to allow yourself to be conned into changing a 21-year-old man’s diaper…well, the man isn’t the only one with problems, knowhutimean??
New GOP Congressman: Censor The News Agencies. Yeah, that whole swearing to protect and defend the Constitution thing? It turns out that the Constitution is really just a piece of paper, after all.
Tiger Woods’ Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren Dating South African Hunk. Merry Christmas, Tiger…no, you really can’t touch that….
DADT Repeal Battle Pits Obama Against McCain. Ah, the increasingly irrelevant President against the CEO of Hatred, Inc.
Obama: Americans Do Not Think I Have Changed Washington. Perhaps it’s because Washington has changed him?
Beck Strikes Back At Fareed Zakaria. Of course, Beck debating Zakaria is the very definition of “mismatch”, like bringing a frozen hot dog to a knife fight.
Author: My calling Jesus a “wine-guzzling vagrant” was unfair. ‘Course, he was unemployed, so the “vagrant” label seems to be accurate.
