Man with underwear fetish has probation revoked for third time. You have to know you’ve got a SERIOUS problem when you’re found to be in possession of “19 pairs of women’s underwear, two pairs of children’s underwear, three pornographic magazines, bras, and nightgowns”.
State Department Bars Employees From Reading Wikileaks on ‘Personal Time’. Of course, how the State Department plans on policing the web-surfing habits of employees during their off-work hours remains to be seen.
California Mom Sues McDonald’s Over Happy Meals. Looks like someone has discovered McDonald’s secret: get the kids hooked on their little boxes of death early.
The American Empire Is Collapsing, And Americans Will Be The Last to Know. Pride and arrogance goeth before a fall…or so I’ve been told.
Hunter Smith Oddly Serene About Being Fall Guy For Bumbling Redskins Organization. Hmm…methinks the Redskins have bigger problems than whoever happens to be holding on placekicks.
12 Year Olds Getting Bikini Waxes: Why Do Women Do Such Terrible Things to Their Vaginas? Yet another reason I’m glad I was born male.
Terrence Williams Is Going To Miss The Queens Strip Clubs. I think he’ll find that Houston’s “Gentleman’s Clubs” will more than make up for what he’s leaving behind in Queens.
Tragic: Man killed by fridge tossed out of window by co-workers. OOPS…OUR BAD!!
Dutch Soccer Prank War Continues With The Old “Ball Made Out Of Cake” Trick. Kinda makes you wonder what’s going to happen next, eh??
Facebook Can Hunt Down Your Face in Any Photo Now. Privacy? What is this “privacy” thing of which you speak??
Pope Captivated By Shirtless Male Acrobats. Hmm…half-dressed young males and a Catholic priest. THEME WARNING!!!
