ANDY BOROWITZ: Democrats Move 2012 Convention to Metrodome. Why not? It’s already been predisastered (apologies to John Irving).
Soldier Accused Of Leaking WikiLeaks Docs Endures Shocking Imprisonment. Yep, nothing quite like being innocent until proven guilty, eh? Or not.
How Glenn Beck’s Twisted Worldview Goads Disturbed People into Acts of Violence. It becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.
GOP Senators: Dems Trying To Pass Nuclear Treaty Disrespect Christmas. Democrats make the baby Jesus cry….
Why Obama’s Tax Deal May Be an Even Bigger Disaster Than You Think. You mean, there are reasons besides the fact that it widens the already sickening gap between those who have and those who work for those who have?
Amy Adams shows off her post-baby body after pole dancing her way back into shape. Time was when this sort of thing was considered shameful. Now it’s something celebrities do.
Man in need finds wallet and moral compass. Say hello to the world’s last honest man.
Tax Cuts Simply Do Not Create Jobs. As any red-blooded, Fox-News-Channel-watching, Republican American Patriot knows, if you repeat a lie often enough, it will eventually come to be accepted as the truth.
Potentially Fatal Medicaid Cuts Have Arizona Gov Under Fire: ‘Brewercare,’ ‘Death Panels’. Because Republicans HATE death panels…unless they get to run them and decide who lives and who dies.
Police State: Fingerprint Scanners in Child Care Facilities? Why not just barcode people…or implant microchips in our butts?
Actual Stoner Food: Cannabis Clubs’ Varied Culinary Offerings. I’m thinking pizza and Doritos. LOTS of pizza and Doritos.
GOP Was (Obstructionist) Elephant in Room at Cancun Climate Talks. Because, as any red-blooded American Patriot knows, deny something for long enough and it will eventually cease to exist.