The Easter Bunny Continues To Creep Into Father Christmas’ Candy Territory. Another case of “Premature Resurrection”.
‘Socialist’ Methodist Church in Tea Party Crosshairs. Because ultimately it’s all, and only, about political power and being able to force their narrow, ignorant agenda upon all Americans.
Despite DADT repeal, gay soldiers can’t start telling just yet. Because it’s not OK to be Gay until the Army TELLS you it’s OK to be Gay, soldier.
‘Austerity’ Is America’s Most Looked-Up Word. Use “austerity” in a sentence…. Hmm…how ‘bout With great austerity, Sarah Palin bounded across the frozen Alaskan tundra….
Diners Ask Restaurant For 47 Separate Checks… And That’s Before They Pulled Out Their Groupons. The sound of gunfire and blood-curdling screams followed almost immediately.
Everything I Know About Love I Learned From… The Coen Brothers. What? I suppose you have a better source of information?
The Tizzy Over What To Call Kate Middleton. How about “Damned lucky to be wearing a half-million dollar engagement ring”?
Goldman’s Massive Bonuses ‘Totally Deserved,’ Says Satan. Because bringing our economy to the brink of complete ruin requires the sharpest and most talented minds available…and they don’t come cheap.
Jesus People Fight Other Jesus People, for Jesus. With any luck, they’ll inflict fatal wounds upon one another.
Britain trying to ban home access to online porn. As any patriotic Briton knows, porn should only be accessed in public libraries or in the workplace.
No Sexy Sex Games For Kinect Arriving Any Time Soon. Well, then; I suppose I should be happy I didn’t get a Kinect for Christmas, eh??
Now We Can Ogle Sexy Gay Anchor Thomas Roberts Whenever We Want. If you’re into that sort of thing, of course.
