Eight-Year-Olds Publish Study in Respected Science Journal. I think it was an academic treatise on advanced booger mining techniques.
5 Ridiculous Things You Probably Believe About Islam. The sad thing is that Republicans are perfectly happy exploiting this astonishing ignorance.
Former Inmate: Jews Used Witchcraft on Guantanamo Prisoners, Made Me Feel a Cat Was Trying to Penetrate Me. Yeah…and you thought America doesn’t torture….
Palm Beach County plans to lift ban on guns in parks: Would follow state law allowing concealed weapons permit holders to bring firearms to park. It’s official; tourist hunting season is now officially open in south Floriduh.
Police find man hiding in pharmacy ceiling, say he was attempting burglary. Ceiling cat is watching you mastur…oh, never mind….
Cops bust Santas intending to sing racy songs at mall. Yeah, it was something about “sliding down Santa’s North Pole” that upset the good, God-fearing locals.
Girl, 17, arrested for trying to sell $10 pot brownies at school. It wasn’t the brownies; it was that she was undercutting the price set by the school’s administration and teachers were upset because they were losing business.
Al Franken: The Internet As We Know It Is Still At Risk. Who controls the Internet? Well, before long, we may all be bowing to AT&T and Verizon.
ABC News Staffers Produce Propaganda Video Attacking Their Horrible New Boss. Hmm…I’m thinking that those year-end performance reviews are going to be a wee bit awkward this year.
Right-Wing Blogger Sentenced To Jail For Threatening Judges. That’s the beautiful thing about being a Right-wing blogger: you get to believe that you can say anything, no matter how inflammatory, with impunity.
French Village Wants Army to Keep Apocalyptic UFO Weirdos Away. All they need to do is to open a McDonald’s.
New Report: Women, Not Men, Will Lead Economic Recovery. It’s not as if we men have done such a bang-up job of managing things, knowhutimean?
