December 16, 2010 7:03 AM

Yes, Virginia; some of us ARE more equal than others

Ranting about Charlie Sheen’s various and assorted excesses seems almost tawdry and expired, like yesterday’s news. Yawn…been there, done that…oh, it was hookers and blow AGAIN? Damn, dude…find a new shtick, willya? This one’s so 2008, knowhutimean??

Let’s be honest, though; if you or I had been caught trashing a hotel room that came equipped with a naked hooker…well, think about it for a nanosecond, kimosabe. You think that we wouldn’t be facing prosecution to the fullest extent of the law…and then some? Of course we would. Why? Because, silly; we aren’t the star of a long-running hit sitcom, and we don’t have the piles money necessary to be able to afford having top-flight lawyers on our speed dial who will drop everything and come rescue our sorry, coked-up asses at a moment’s notice.

Yes, it’s true; the rich really ARE different…they can afford a far better class of lawyers…and a far better class of hookers and blow.

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