Conservative production company Citizens United has released this post-“Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” ad, warning effete liberals (and Lady Gaga) that they’ll all get drafted after the current Marines quit in protest. Exactly! This was Joe Lieberman’s plan all along.
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Yeah, right…so Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell was repealed. Thanks to the patriotic AmeriKKKans at Citizens United (find your own link), we now have a clear idea of how the Marine Corps will be decimated when all those knuckle-dragging unreconstructed haters leave the Corps. It appears that, at least according to Citizens United, ending DADT will backfire on us bleeding-heart Libruls. Who knew??
Yes, denied of their God-given right to hate, despise, and live in mortal, bowel-clenching fear of Teh Gayz, 40% of Marines will leave the Corps for a career in gay-bashing. Once freed from the strictures of a sissified, gay-friendly Corps newly bathed in soothing shades of electric pink, those who believe that Gays are second-class citizens and not American enough to wear a Marine uniform can allow their homophobia free reign. Meanwhile, American will be taken over by al-Qaeda sleeper cells cleaverly disguised as Gay Pride Parade participants. Those former Marines could have prevented this fate from befalling America, but those damned bleeding-heart Libruls had to force their vision of equality on the Marine Corps.
When will Libruls learn that this country runs on hatred and fear? If Marines don’t have anyone they can be taught to hate and despise, how can we expect them to fulfill their mission and keep this country safe?
