I’d love to take credit for this, but it’s actually comes courtesy of a Facebook friend:
THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT:
…I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
…Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries.
…CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
…Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
…I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
…I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.
…Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
…Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
…A picture is now only worth 200 words.
…They renamed Wall Street “Wal-Mart Street.”
…When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
…And, finally, I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan,and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited,and asked if I could drive a truck.
