Man arrested for masturbating in hospital’s “serenity room”. Hmm…methinks that perhaps our intrepid hero needs to have someone define “serenity” for him.
Ex-Cheesecake Factory cook complains of fondling, humping. The dry-humping and simulated sex acts were considered fringe benefits.
Oregon to let students to use spell-check on state writing tests. Is our children learning? Eh, apparently not so much.
Woman tells cops that pills found in her crotch aren’t hers. Apparently, her boyfriend put them there…and no, since this is a family show I can’t tell you exactly how he accomplished it.
Teacher back on the job after threatening to shoot student. Let’s hope she wasn’t teaching anger management….
Walking Santa, Talking Christ: Why do Americans claim to be more religious than they are? We may not be any more religious, but we’ve got EVERYONE beaten in the self-righteousness department.
Storm closes P.E.I. bridges, beaches. Wait, it’s January…beaches in Canada are open??
Redding women report dispute over cat litter box dumping. Sometimes, I have to think the cats are the smart ones….
Lesbian Teen Sues Kilgore School District For Outing, Harassing Her. If you’re a Lesbian teen, why in the Hell are you still in east Texas??
Teenage girl missing after testifying against pimp. “Her family now can’t stop wondering if there’s a connection,” says this story. Gee, d’ya think??
Dentist, 68, traded drugs for sexual favors from female patients. So, the weed wasn’t the only thing getting smoked in his office??
Man who failed to pick up $3,900 pizza order settles with eatery. Oops…sorry; I guess I won’t be needing those 178 extra-large pizza after all. My bad….
