What’s The Best Vehicle To Have Sex In?. Think of this as a public service. You’ll thank me later.
Westboro Baptist Church: ‘Thank God For the Shooter’. Because nothing proves your devotion to God more than the willingness to pour salt into the wounds of those already suffering.
Olivia Munn’s Groin Spurs Maxim Cover Controversy. Won’t someone PLEASE think of the children??
Catcalling Is a Problem: How to Talk to a Woman Without Being Rude, Creepy or Scary. Well, you could always try talking to a woman like she was a human being and not a potential receptacle for your penis. Just a thought….
Helpful Gun Group Has Solution: Force Gun Training On Congress! Yeah, we can turn Congress into an armed camp. What could POSSIBLY go wrong??
Amazon patents procedure to let recipients avoid undesirable gifts. Dear Santa: Here’s a list of things I REALLY don’t want next Christmas….
Woman being prepared for burial comes back to life. BRAAAIIINNNNZZZZ!!!!
Riverside man charged in chessboard attack. If you lose to your girlfriend, the appropriate response is NOT to break the glass chessboard over her head.
Amid Economic Crisis, NASA Forced To Spend Nearly $500 Million On Defunct Program. Your tax dollars at work…or not so much….
3 Reasons Right-Wing Lies About Joblessness Stick. Because, let’s face it, shall we? Americans really can’t be bothered to think.
Winter Weather Expected to Dominate Conversations of Boring People: Statements of the Obvious Pound the Northeast. What else are you going to do when you’re buried under two feet of fresh powder?
Obama’s Liberty Problem: Why Indefinite Detention by Executive Order Should Scare the Hell Out of People. First they came for the Packer fans, but I didn’t care…because I hate the Packers….
Pat Robertson: Snow Is God’s Way of Punishing Americans Who Were Planning to Drive to Do Something Gay. Even thinking about it can get you in trouble with God.
A Provocative Blueprint for Peace in the Mideast. Uh, pave it and turn it into a parking lot??
How the GOP Will Try to Curb Obama’s Executive Power. Someone really ought to tell these folks that “obstruction” is not the literal translation of “progress”.
Rape Rampant In US Military: Statistics and soldiers’ testimonies reveal a harrowing epidemic of sexual assault in the US military. So you say you want to serve your country? Good luck with that one, kimosabe….
