American Honda Motor recalls 18,500 snow blowers. Unbeknownst to Honda (not to mention their dealers and customers), their snowblowers have a heretofore unrecognized flamethrower feature. Clearly, the snowblowers need to be recalled and repriced.
Study: Guys become less sucky upon marriage. Ah, so THAT’S the solution to my problems…. ;-)
NC Lawmaker Lashes Out At Burr For DADT Repeal Vote: ‘Homosexuals Are Sexual Predators’. Never mind that the majority of sexual predators are in fact heterosexual. Facts are for losers and Liberals.
2011 Miss America crown goes to the youngest winner ever. OK, so how long before we have a 12-year-old Miss Universe?? Man, the swimsuit competition ought to be…really creepy.
Arizona Has Turned into a Gun Lover’s Paradise — and That’s Why It Ranks Among the Highest in Gun Deaths. Not that any gun aficionado will ever admit to a cause-and-effect relationship….
What Is in Fast Food? A Newly Discovered Reason to Avoid Fast Food. As if we need yet another reason….
You choose: If you can have everything in 57 varieties, making decisions becomes hard work. So when does having enough choices become having too many?
The Space Jam Website From 1996 Is Still Up. Fourteen years later, it still sucks.
Study: Lesbians earn more than straight women. I have no idea what this means…but, OK….
“Tired Gay succumbs to Dix” is the year’s most popular Reuters story. This has got to he the best headline of all time…bar none.
Poll: Most Americans Support Health Law Or Want To Make It More Progressive. Apparently, having 37% of Americans on their side means Republicans can claim to have exclusive knowledge of “The Will of The People”. As if the American Sheeple are some monolithic collective possessed of one (very Conservative) opinion. Whatever….
Murdoch’s Sun Admits Publishing False Al Qaeda Threat Story. If the news isn’t interesting enough on it’s own, why shouldn’t you be able to augment it?
USDA Funds Domino’s Secret $12 Million Bailout. No wonder they can guarantee delivery in 30 minutes or less….
Man’s Penis Amputated After Wrong Diagnosis. Sadly, the new diagnosis contains a loud CHA CHING!! as the poor man prepares to cash in.
Man will ‘release sex tape unless wife agrees to good divorce deal’. Blackmail…it’s what’s for dinner.
Car Crashes Next To Guy Taking A Leak. Talk about being caught in a precarious position….
