Dr. Laura Goes Even More Crazy, Fears Her Own “Assassination”. Here at the corner of Paranoia and Narcissism….
Argentina’s Dancing with the Stars Is Pretty Much Straight Up Porn. Yeah, if this was on ABC, the ratings would be EPIC! Man, talk about leaving NOTHING to the imagination….
Report: Wife ‘snaps,’ beats husband with rock for smoking when he was sick. Are you kidding? Cigarettes are bad for your health…like being beaten with a rock isn’t also hard on your health….
Robbery with a Giant Stick Is Way Funnier Than It Should Be. Kinda reminds you of an old Bugs Bunny cartoon, doesn’t it??
62 year old St Pete man charged with stalking a teen and offering money for sex. What’s the world coming to when a lonely old man can’t cruise the streets offering teens $100 for sex??
Roy Sekoff Explains How ‘Lunatics Are Now Running The Republican Asylum’. Uh…you’re just now figuring this out??
Kinsey Collection still a touchy subject: Indiana University Cinema was created in part as a showcase for its film holdings, but since they include Alfred Kinsey’s sexually explicit films and videos, it’s a complex issue Just put them on da Interwebs. You’ll make a TON of money….
Steve King Makes Obscure Argument On Abortion Invoking Guns. C’mon…it’s Steve King. You were expecting rational arguments??
Mucky pups: Outrage over racy images of scantily-clad women in bizarre poses with dogs for charity calendar. Perhaps you have a wee bit too much time on your hands if this is the sort of thing you’re obsessing over.
Airport Passenger Strips To Underwear In TSA Protest. What better way to prove that you’re not concealing explosives?
Science Has Found the Best Way to Cure Your Hangover . Silly me…and all this time I’d thought the answer was not getting drunk in the first place.
Haiti’s Development King Denies Inside Deal To Profit Off Refugee Camp. You have to know that capitalism has reached its apotheosis when someone prefects a means for profiting off the suffering of an entire nation.
Real-life James Bond gets loose nuclear material out of Ukraine. Whereupon we will sell them to Israel, who will reprocess them into bombs and deposit them upon various and assorted locations in Iran. Yay!! We win!!
Mike Huckabee Can’t Wait Till Xmas 2011! Man, and you thought Xmas 2010 was depressing….
200 Cows Mysteriously Drop Dead . Hey, if you lived in the middle of nowhere…in Wisconsin…in the dead of winter…well, you’d be wanting to end it all, too.
Jon Stewart Mocks Outgoing RNC Chairman Michael Steele One Last Time. That’s how we do it on the street, lunchmeat!!
