Jennifer Aniston Bares Chest, Talks Stomach & Rear End. And a rapt nation listens, eager to absorb her every learned word….
‘Feed A Friend,’ A Program To Feed Homeless, Shut Down By Houston Health Department. Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and the government gets all up in his grill.
Girl believed to be dead returns home safe. Adding to the degree of difficulty was the fact that her body was identified by relatives and then the body was cremated.
Poverty and Recovery. Look, if God had meant for you to climb out of poverty, you would have been born rich, capice??
Md. father uses robocall to get revenge on school officials. My new hero….
Two dudes seeking “maximum lols” charged in AT&T iPad hack case. One person’s “LOL” is another’s felony.
Obama’s Diet Secret: Tapeworms. Leave it to the National Enquirer to lead us straight to the truth.
A Frightening “Roadmap” for America in the Republican Rebuttal to the State of the Union . The good news is that if you’re rich, the GOP has your back.
Goldman Sachs Partners Are Rich And You’re Not. Yes, New York City has the largest income disparity of any large city in the country. Sucks to be us, don’tchaknow….
Car key fob technology hacked. Yeah, I know; you think chicks dig this. So do car thieves.
Study: People Get Drunk at Tailgate Parties. The study also disclosed that the sun rises in the east, water is wet, and Glenn Beck is crazier than a March hare on crystal meth.
Ridiculous Tips for a Miserable Sex Life: January Edition. As if you need any more reason to feel inadequate….
Do Not Get Your Toddler High. Today’s parenting tip is brought to you by FourLoko….
Pro lacrosse team holds lap dance contest at halftime. BONUS: It was “Family Night”.
Stabbings blamed on man’s flatulence “throughout the evening”. Well, the other guests did warn him to stay away from the bean dip….
Glenn Beck: ‘I Was A Very Bad Man’. Sometimes…well, the jokes just write themselves, knowhutimean??
