Hubert Blackman Says Hooker Did Not Spend Enough Time With Him, Sues For $1.8M. Hmm…hiring a hooker and then claiming he was too drunk at the time to make an informed agreement? Stay classy, dude….
Man charged with making bombs that he used to clear snow. In the man’s defense, his snow blower was broken.
Ex-cook gets a few weeks in jail for “doctoring” cop’s sandwich. I don’t care what you say, the menu called it a “turkey, egg, and cheese bagel sandwich”, NOT a “turkey, egg, cheese, and body hair bagel sandwich”.
Two-pound Chihuahua puppy nearly carried away by hawk. It’s called a “food chain” for a reason.
Drunk woman drives into snowbank, leaves car, takes off pants. Which is normally exactly what I do when I get drunk and drive into a snow bank….
Cell phone videos show teacher locking teen in outdoor cage. It wasn’t the cage that was the problem; it was lowering the cage into the shark-infested pool….
Man who snorted dog’s ashes calls break-in “stupid mistake”. Well, they say that self-awareness is the first step….
How 25 Tons of Bombs Made an Afghan Town Disappear. Don’tcha just LOVE American ingenuity??
Taco Bell pulling out of “Skins”. Pull out? No real man pulls out….
The Hickey that Paralyzed a Woman. When the sex was good, it was REALLY good.
How To Choose A Cold Medicine. One, does it contain alcohol? Two, will it cause you to hallucinate if you exceed the recommended dosage? If the answer to these questions is “YES!”, well…JACKPOT!!
Africa is having a sale on electricity. Call now; operators are standing by….
Sacha Baron Cohen to star in the movie version of a book written by Saddam Hussein. Ladies and gentlemen, start your Academy Award nominations!
Megyn Kelly: Fox News Pundits Don’t Make Nazi References. Fair and balanced…and dishonest and disingenuous….
Man sues neighbors after dog tears off Volvo’s rear bumper. Well, maybe if the bumper hadn’t been made of bacon….
Mexican Drug Lords Importing Beauty Queens. Really; what else are you going to spend obscene amounts of money on in Mexico?
