January 29, 2011 5:25 AM

Things I think I might be thinking....

Arizona Tea Party Wants To Recall Tucson Sheriff. Congratulations, y’all; you just demonstrated Sheriff Dupnik to be correct beyond any shadow of a doubt.

Oral Sex In Oakland Classroom: Teacher Placed On Leave After Stories Surface. This story is disturbing enough on the surface…then we find out it’s a SECOND-GRADE classroom….

Things that kill birds. Sometimes, birds die. Who knew??

10,000 Cattle Dead In Vietnam. Apparently, they just fell out of the sky…and no one seems to know why.

Anwar al Awlaki: Jihadists should steal from disbelievers. Sure, because pursuing your narrow, hateful agenda is sanctioned by God…and it’s not like non-believers are real people, anyway.

Marilyn Monroe & Elizabeth Taylor Used To Shave Their Faces. Yeah, the five o’ clock shadow was really killing their box office appeal.

New Study: Tea Partiers Three Times More Likely to Say Violence Is Warranted. Exhibit A: Glenn Beck. Yeah, that whole “New Civility” thing? Yeah, never mind….

Oscar De La Renta Bashes Michelle’s State Dinner Dress. Man, is there anyone out there who won’t take a verbal shot at the First Lady for something she did, hasn’t done, said, hasn’t said, wore, or isn’t wearing??

First Anniversary of Citizens United Decision: Hundreds of Millions in Corporate Money Already Pouring into Elections. It’s the Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules.

The GOP’s war against the poor and sick. If you’re not rich, healthy, and White, you’re just sucking at the public teat.

Croc swallows mobile phone, becomes constipated and burps ringtones. Another reason not to feed the crocodiles….

New York: World Champions at Losing. Yeah, outside of the Yankees, it really sucks being a sports fan in New York these days….

Tea Partyers don’t actually care about “liberty”. Or the “Constitution”. All they really care about is “power”.

Nine-Year-Old Raises $2.85 for Gabrielle Giffords. Damn…and just when I was about to lose my faith in humanity….

Americans Are Far Less Conservative Than the Right Wing Claims. Not that this will stop the Right from claiming to be listening to the Voice of the Sheeple, which conveniently happens to dovetail with their pet agenda items.

To all the girls who envy my life. So, being a call girl isn’t all glamor and sugar daddies??

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