Chilly Moscow holds hot debate on Lenin’s burial. Well, the guy’s been dead since 1924. What’s the rush?
POLLS: Consumer Confidence Rising. It’s just too bad that so few consumers have jobs and the income to support that confidence.
Fox Rejects ‘Jesus Hates Obama’ Super Bowl Ad. I suppose it’s comforting to know that Fox actually has standards when it comes to ridiculing the President.
Whitman To Mount Second Terrible Campaign Once She Figures Out Why First One Was Terrible. The moral of this story: a fool and her money are soon parted.
Why Egypt Matters: The Implications Of The Protests. In the Internet Age, it’s far more difficult, and in some cases impossible, for despots to control information and monopolize political power. Dictators cannot flourish under the harsh light of truth.
Buttocks hiding fails again. If you need to hide your drugs…well, let’s just say that it will all eventually come back out, knowhutimean?
Sheen Back In Rehab, Rants At Critics DAMN KIDS!! GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
How did the U.S. get in bed with Mubarak? Well, we were all quite drunk…and it was last call….
Republican Congressman Rejects Evolution I reject the fundamental tenets of science…AND I VOTE!!!
Girl-Scout Cookies On Endangered Confections List . You know things are tough when even the Girl Scouts have to cut back.
Joe Klein: Why Democrats Are Becoming The Party Of Optimism. Because Republicans, who ran on the economy and the deficit, are now being revealed as frauds without any real, concrete answers…except for focusing on the usual issues that Social Conservative obsess over. Creating jobs? That’s hard. Redefining rape? WAY easy….
Setting the Story Straight on Snow ‘Slowdown’. Right…blame the unions, who have become the whipping boys of the 21st century.
Obama Tries New Can-Do Slogan. Yeah, that’s just what we need…a new slogan. That will fix everything….
Arizona lawmakers: Candidates must prove U.S. birth. Interesting how this wasn’t an issue until we had an African-American President…not that racism has ANYTHING to do with it, of course.
Tracy Morgan: Loose cannon hero. Good comedy makes us uncomfortable and makes us question our preconceived notions…but it’s not always easy to hear.
Greenland ice sheet saw record melt. So, this whole “global climate change” thing is a hoax, then?
