MY NEW HERO
Andreas Muller
So, what would you do for a free car…in this case, a Mini Cooper? And would you do whatever crazy thing you might do if there was no guarantee that you would win the car? In the case of our intrepid hero, he’s gone well beyond anything I might risk for a free car…which probably explains why Andreas Muller is the proud owner of a brand new Mini Cooper. All he did was have the word “MINI” tattooed on his penis.
Never mind the obvious problem with having the word “MINI” permanently affixed to a place that just might have an impact on some of one’s more, um…intimate moments. I’m just wondering if Muller is hoping to ever get laid again, and, if so, how he plans to explain the “truth in advertising”? Sure, Honey…but it won me a new car!!
And then there’s the whole idea of allowing a tattoo artist to actually work on what for any man is an incredibly sensitive and most highly valued appendage. Yikes…. I don’t know about you, but anyone getting that close to me with a sharp instrument is liable to pull back a bloody stump.
Thanks…but I don’t need a new car that badly….
