Sheng Wang On Shopping While High. Just stay away from the Doritos aisle, and you’ll be fine.
Charlie Sheen’s Magical Briefcase of Cocaine. And he had it delivered to him…in 30 minutes or the cocaine is free….
Dan Choi Ordered To Repay Military $2,500 After DADT Discharge. Wound, meet salt. What’s next? Shooting him and billing his family for the bullet?
Charlie Sheen Hospitalized After ‘Wild Party’ with 5 Women. Yo, Chuck…banging five women while high on 8-balls is a young man’s game…knowhutimean??
Obama: Drug Legalization ‘Worth A Serious Debate’. And isn’t about time we had a rational discussion about the “War on Drugs”?
The Confessions Of A Former Adolescent Puck Tease. Pathetic…and built to stay that way.
Should Teachers Grade Parents, Too? If parents feel justified in criticizing teachers, then teachers should absolutely be able to voice their opinion about parents. It’s not as if parents don’t play a role in the education of their children.
Mark Sanchez And The Phantom Booger. You have to know that it’s a slow sports news day when this is considered a legitimate story.
Churches The Next Battleground In Post-Tucson Gun Rights Debate. What Would Jesus Pack?
Which NFL Players Sent This Coach The Most Disturbing Porn Imaginable?. Yes, indeed; it’s a VERY slow sports news day….
Rabbis Petition Murdoch To Crack Down On Fox’s Holocaust Language. Hey, c’mon now…they’re “Fair and Balanced”…remember??
Twitterers mock the “Everything Bagel”. You know you have WAY too much time on your hands when….
New Dashboard Sensors Can Stop Drunk Drivers. And the American Beverage Association? Not a big fan….
Google won’t autocomplete “bittorrent” but will autocomplete “how to kidnap a child”. Not that they’re engaging in censorship or anything….
Best of Craigslist Personals: Snowmaggedon. More puns about plowing, snow blowers, and “keeping each other warm” than you can imagine. No doubt.
Bill Maher: After Gays In The Military, Let’s Get Straight People On ‘Glee’. It’s all about equality of opportunity, right?