February 3, 2011 5:26 AM

Things I think I might be thinking....

In turnabout, Dems say GOP has dropped job focus. Yeah, they’re kinda busy at moment focusing on redefining rape so that that a woman’s uterus will once and for all be the legal property of over-fed White males.

The Many Laughs Of Natalie: 100 Pictures Of Natalie Portman Laughing. What…you were thinking that I was going to post 100 pictures of her naked? Silly wabbit….

Dicker With Your Doc? Not So Fast… Chickens for checkups? Man, that’s not even an original idea….

Antidepressants and sex: A doomed romance? If you’ve ever been on antidepressants, you know how depressing sex can be. Nice side effect….

Evidence Menu Labels Don’t Affect Calorie Consumption . Look, if you’re ordering lunch at a Taco Bell, you’re not likely to know, recognize, or care just how truly bad the food is for you.

Why is America so afraid? Because we can’t be bothered to make the effort to understand the world outside our borders. Hell, most of the American Sheeple can’t be bothered to understand the world WITHIN our borders.

Beware of Photoshop. What can be used to make celebrities more attractive can also be used to make them much less so.

The blogger who still loves Mubarak. It figures that Pamela Geller would be supporting Hosni Mubarak. Geller cares about freedom about as much as Jeffrey Dahmer cared about vegetarianism.

How a spot of morning passion can make you glow all day long. Sex in the morning is a good thing? Yep, looks like Captain Obvious is in the house….

Why can’t we watch Al Jazeera? BECAUSE IT’S RUN BY ISLAMOFASCIST TERRORISTS WHO HATE US FOR OUR FREEDOM….

Iceland Sold Later this Year?. So how much for a used, frozen…and bankrupt…country?

Lesbian teens sue Minn. school over pep fest. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE POOR, PRECIOUS, IMPRESSIONABLE CHILDREN?? Oh, wait…these ARE children we’re talking about….

States’ Lawmakers Turn Attention to the Dangers of Distracted Pedestrians. Having solved all of our other pressing problems, legislators will know attempt to conquer the threat of texting while walking.

Buddhist Monk Could Serve Jail Time Under Bhutan’s Anti-Smoking Law. And that’s just the first offense. The second could mean summary execution.

Back in 1994, People Had No Idea What the Internet Was. Of course, now we know that it’s primary utility is as a porn dispenser.

Apple Moves In on Your Wallet. Wow…Apple’s trying to make even more money off iPhone users? Who could have seen THAT coming??

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