Study: Oral sex might cause cancer. I don’t care; it’s a risk I’m willing to take.
Man checks into jail with joints sewn in underwear, police say. On the other hand, it’s probably a good thing that this intellectual giant is off the streets, no?
Realtor lists condo for sale, forgets to remove dildo. Maybe it just added to the charm of the place??
Working two jobs, still losing in Egypt. And you think things suck here….
California City Bankruptcy Takes Huge Toll On Workers. How long until states begin heading down this same path? What then??
In Arizona, the fix for guns is still more guns. There ain’t nuthin’ that can’t be made better with more firepower….
Are Facebook Sex Gangs Using “Wikileaks” To Target Your Teens? OH MY GOD!! WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN??
Tester Pitches Montana Beef As Taco Bell Alternative. Since the Senate has solved all other pressing problems facing this country….
New Camera To Scan Asian Faces For Signs Of Communist Ties. Don’t ask me; I think all Communists look the same.
Birther Bill Turns Up In Connecticut. The idiots are everywhere. Odd that this was never an issue until we had an African-American President, isn’t it??
Math versus pirates. Man, you can do ANYTHING with math. This almost makes me wish I hadn’t been a History major.
Inmates: We were forced to be naked 12 hours. All because Whitfield County was trying to cut down on laundry expenses in their jail.
Man arrested for helping girlfriend rob Donut Hole. Who says chivalry is dead?
Belly button bacteria, in full bloom. This is when you know that scientists have WAY too much time on their hands.
White supremacist wants apology for hotel cancellation. Sorry, your right to free speech rights do not trump the hotel’s right to refuse service.
Another Republican congressman argues against evolution on live TV. Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt, eh?
