Camille Grammer Blames Fox News For Ruining Intimacy With Kelsey. Prolonged exposure to Steve Doocy, Megyn Kelly, and Sean Hannity has been conclusively proven to adversely impact sexual function.
Man Claims Parkinson’s Pills Turned Him Into Gay Sex Fiend. Hmm…I wonder if I can find some pills that will turn me into an NBA point guard?
RNC Signals Sky-High Debt As It Gears Up For 2012. Ah, yes…karma can be a real bitch, knowhutimean??
Charlie Sheen pays porn stars $30,000 to hang out with him. So, friendship does have a price….
Undercover at an Arizona Gun Show. So…just how difficult is it for criminals, drug addicts, and the mentally ill to get some firepower in Arizona? Well, as it turns out, not so very difficult at all.
10 Realistically Awkward Movie Sex Scenes. Sex isn’t always perfectly choreographed, right?
Out Of 91,000 Gulf Oil Spill Claims, Only 1 Final Payment Issued. We’re from the government, and we’re here to…oh, never mind….
Republican States Pushing Photo ID Voter Requirements. Because voter fraud fraud is SUCH a huge problem…if by “voter fraud” you mean “Democrats voting”.
A New Big Idea: Create Jobs And Reduce Poverty By Doubling The Charitable Deduction. Isn’t it about time for some creative approaches?
Scientology Will Bury Its Enemies in Pamphlets With Terrifying New Printing Facility. My religious propaganda has a first name….
Tennessee man dies from poisonous copperhead snake bite. Today’s Darwin award nominee is Wade Westbrook, who died from a snakebite while trying to determine the sex of a copperhead. WTF??
The Price of Charlie Sheen’s Meltdown: $250 Million. And you wonder why Sheen gets a free pass every time he gets busted??
Anti-Gay Fast Food Chain Controversy Ignores Crucial Taste Issue. How about we just boycott Chick-Fil-A because the food sucks. I mean really, REALLY sucks….
Ayn Rand took government assistance while decrying others who did the same. So, the patron saint of the Tea Party was a hypocrite. Quelle surprise….
Taco Bell Launches Ad to Defend Its ‘Beef’. If beef only has to be 40% “beef” to be called “beef”…well, where’s the “beef”??
Government’s Plea to Eat Less Drowned Out by Chewing Sounds. Fast Food Nation wants fries with that….
