February 8, 2011 6:34 AM

Things I think I might be thinking

South Carolina Seeks Sharia Law Ban Because South Carolina, like most states, has a growing problem. It’s just easier to blame something you don’t understand than to actually do the hard work of solving the real problem.

Don’t Put Your Wife on the Do-Not-Fly List. Revenge is a dish best served cold….

STUDY: 13 Percent Of Public School Biology Teachers Endorse Creationism In Classroom. Is our children learning? Not nearly as much as you might think.

Nazis’ Ukraine HQ to become a museum; Hitler tour in Germany draws criticism. Have you booked your luxury Hitler tour? Call now; operators are standing by!!

Study Finds Abortion Less Traumatic Than Childbirth . Not that the anti-choice zealots give a tinker’s damn about the health and well-being of women….

AskMen.com Reveals Top 99 Women Of 2011. And they’re ALL out of your league….

Egyptian Protests Give John Bolton Another Reason to Bomb Iran ‘Cuz there ain’t nothin’ that can’t be fixed by bombing Iran.

Proposed Bill Would Force Citizens To Own Guns. Uh…so Conservatives don’t think Americans should be forced to buy health insurance, but they have no problem with the idea of forcing Americans to buy guns? WTF??

The Entire Housing Boom Has Been Erased. Happy 2001, y’all!!

Afghan Civilian Deaths Hit Record Levels In 2010. Collateral damage, don’tchaknow??

Chinese newscast tries to pass off “Top Gun” footage as military drill. Who says life doesn’t imitate art?

Photographers Discuss Ruins Of Detroit. How is it that we can fund two wars…and yet we can’t see our way clear to save an American city?

Marzipan entrails. Yummm…entrails….

States Most Likely To Go Bankrupt. This is what happens when politicians run for office telling us that we can have something for nothing.

‘Glee’ Cast to Lindsay Lohan: ‘We’re Really Sorry’. Well, that’s a step in the right direction.

Whitman Outspent Brown By More Than $140 Million. A fool and her money are soon parted.

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