Zach Weiner 1, Anti-gay marriage group 0. Revenge really is a dish best served cold.
Court bans low IQ man from having sex . OK, cue the Nazi analogies in 4…3…2….
Confessions of Charlie Sheen’s bartender. Man, that’s like guaranteed lifetime employment….
Could the Tea Party Turn on Scott Brown? Why not? Besides, it would be a helluva lot of fun watching the Tea Party eat their young, don’tchathink??
Reagan: Morning After in America. Attempting to co-opt the mantle of an icon doesn’t necessarily mean that you could hope to hold his jock.
The GOP’s Michele Bachmann Problem. So what DO you do when one of your party’s most recongizable face is a complete, blithering idiot??
Bill would pave way for controversial return of horse meat processing. We’re having hamburgers for dinner, and…wait, has anyone seen Trigger??
POLICE: Contractor charged homeowner $107,000 for $10 seawall patch job. Well, specialized labor can be VERY expensive, knowhutimean??
Officials confirm 3 cases of cholera in NYC. OMG!!! EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!
Japanese delve deep in hole-digging competition. You know you have WAY too much time on your hands when this seems like a good idea.
Colombia catches girl ‘smuggling 74 mobiles into jail’. It’s truly amazing what you can find in a cavity search, eh?
Krauthammer: Global Warming Is A Religion. Actually, no; DENIAL is the religion we should be talking about.
Alan Simpson: Deficit Reduction Proposals Are A ‘Sparrow Belch In The Midst Of The Typhoon’. It would be nice to think that Republicans are truly serious about reducing the deficit…but thus far they’ve seemed far more interested in engaging in what can only be described as mental masturbation.
On First Day Of New Congress, Koch Operatives Met With GOP Chairman Planning To Gut The Clean Air Act. Today’s GOP: the best representative democracy (large sums of) money can buy.
The Koch Brothers’ Vast Right-Wing Media Conspiracy . Odd that so many Conservatives rail against “The Liberal Media” while ignoring the outsized role that Conservative money and power play in shaping the news we are exposed to. When Liberals do it, it’s “propaganda”. When Conservatives do it, it’s “fair and balanced”.
Eight Vaguely Unsettling Online Dating Sites. It’s the Internet; there’s something out there for everyone…no matter how weird, strange, or just plain creepy.
