‘Blonde Island’ Resort Planned. Apparently, the plan is to have the place occupied by the Swedish Bikini Team.
Misguided Internet Vigilantes Attack College Student’s Cancer Fundraiser. Facts? We don’t need no stinkin’ facts…this is the Internet!!
WORKERS GO MISSING: Millions Of Americans Have Given Up Looking For A Job, No Longer Counted. And yet no one really seems to care.
Cell Phones Don’t Crash Airplanes. Well, that gives you one less reason to beat up the jackass sitting next to you who won’t get off his phone….
You Might Be a Member of This Dating Site and Not Even Know It. Well, that would certainly explain all of the marriage proposals I’ve been getting from female prisoners, eh?
Who is The Most Interesting Man in the World? Would you believe that he’s from the Bronx…and he’s Jewish?
Should Arizona Be Able to Ignore Lame Federal Laws? Why not? After all, who knows better: good, God-fearing, Conservative Patriots…or a cabal of spineless Liberal weenies??
Conservative GOP Sen. Saxby Chambliss: Tax Increases Have ‘To Be Part Of The Mix’ To Reduce Deficit. Finally, a Conservative with a grip on reality. Watch him be forced to walks his comments back in 4…3…2….
Stephen Colbert Mocks Bill O’Reilly’s Crusade Against Science. Like that’s even a challenge….
Right Wing Mocks Reporters In Egypt: Not ‘A Great Deal Of Sympathy For Those Who’ve Been Attacked’ . Compassion: not a value in oversupply among the Far Right.
Fox News: Cable News Show for Pictures of Half-Naked Women, Sexism and Sleaze. Ah, so THAT’S what “fair and balanced” means….
Former Sen. Norm Coleman: We Should ‘Absolutely’ Consider Gutting The Voting Rights Act. Because when minorities are allowed to vote, we’ll end up with minorities in the White House…and it’s called the “White House” for a reason, knowhutimean??
Sexual harassment stock photography. Wrong on SO many levels…. ;-)
Wal-Mart Answers Your Pleas for More Tween Makeup. Because what’s the one message we need to teach our daughters as early as possible? That success in life depends on attracting and pleasing men, of course!
Sixth-Grader Finds Candy Heart That Says ‘Nice Tits’ . Probably at WalMart in the ‘tween makeup section….
Nebraska Hops On The Birther Bandwagon. Because why should Arizona have a monopoly on stoopid? Interesting, isn’t it, how this issue never came up until we had an African-American President…not that there’s ANY racism involved, of course….
