GOP lawmaker credits Hooters for success. Whatever gets you through the night, eh??
Christine O’Donnell Will ‘Investigate’ Left-Wing Groups. Self-delusion in the service of liberty is…oh, never mind….
Colorado GOP Chairman Is “Tired of the Nuts”. Unfortunately, sir, that’s the foundation that today’s GOP is built on.
GOP Rep. Bill Cassidy Says Being On Medicaid Is ‘Actually Worse’ Than Having No Insurance. The great thing about being a Republican is that you get to make stuff up without having to worry about supporting your argument.
Yep, There Was Semen In The Yogurt. Uh…that’s not yogurt….
The scariest anti-drunk driving billboard ever. If this doesn’t get your attention, I’m not sure what will.
Rick Perry Runs For President, From Budget . So much for taking responsibility for your own massive, incomparable ineptitude.
Can China Avoid Getting Stuck in Traffic? . Man, and I thought Houston traffic sucked….
Abusive Afghan Husbands Want This Woman Dead. You think you know courage? Once you read this story, you’ll realize that you have NO idea what true courage really is.
In Kansas, arts and culture war. Hey, who needs a bunch of damn paintings, anyway?
Detroit Mayor Offers $1,000 Homes To Cops, Firemen. The downside, of course, is that you’re living in Detroit.
The meaning(s) of this: Ronald Reagan, Haley Barbour, Mississippi. Reagan’s REAL legacy: racism and culture wars.
Florida Bans Coke-And-Meth-Like “Bath Salts” Sold In Gas Stations. Because there’s little that Floridians can’t and won’t employ as a drug.
New Twitter feed exploits crazy, pathetic text messages from your ex . You’re fine, just as long as you don’t come home to find a bunny boiling on your stove.
Safeway Pharmacist Accidentally Gives Abortion-Inducing Drug To Pregnant Woman. Take two of these and don’t call me in the morning.
REPORT: At Least 13 States Have Introduced Bills Guarding Against Non-Existent Threat Of Sharia Law. Having solved all other pressing problems facing their states, legislators can now go after the latest threat they’ve created out of whole cloth: Islamic law.
