Man Allegedly Tried to Lure Female Gas Station Clerk to Motel. Apparently, the clerk didn’t get the memo from Exxon HQ. Interviews for promotions will no longer be held in motel rooms or restroom stalls, they do not require a gynecological exam, and the “secret employee handshake” will now actually involve HANDS.
Maryland group fears same-sex unions will lead to robot marriage. And once robots can marry, what’s to stop staplers and band saws from demanding the right to marry?? Where does this slippery slope end??
Being Muslim and Republican at CPAC. Is it just me, or does this seem to be the ultimate in self-loathing??
Republican sex scandals outnumber Democrat sex scandals two to one. Clearly, we need to up our game….
Amid Ratings Drop, Is Right-Wing Talk Dying?. Uh, doubtful. There will always be a market for fear-mongering and hatred of The Other. Americans are just that stupid and malleable.
Judge in Controversial Abortion Case Donated to Abortion Foes. Remember, when a Liberal judge does it, it’s “judicial activism”. When a Conservative judge does it, it’s “wise, reasoned, and rational jurisprudence”.
Steve King: Let’s Kill The Gov’t If Obama Won’t Kill HCR. Yeah, and why don’t we all go back to living in caves and clubbing our womenfolk into submission?
Santorum: Obama ‘Doesn’t Say That Jihadism Is Evil’> Obama Derangement Syndrome: sadly, there appears to be no cure, and the progressively debilitating impacts of this disease aren’t pretty or easy to watch.
House GOPer: America Now a “Second-Class State”. Which is exactly what Republicans have been trying to create for their corporate overlords. Mission accomplished, eh?
‘Guitar Hero’ Is Dead; Will ‘Rock Band’ and ‘DJ Hero’ Be Next?. So teenage boys will just have to go back to blowing stuff up and graphic, gory violence?
Hating on Texas. Once you get past the ignorant, knee-jerk Conservatism, the hypocrisy, and the resemblance to the set of Idiocrcay, Texas is actually quite a wonderful place.
Rumsfeld’s Memoir: Known and Unknown and Untrue . Because propaganda is its own reward…and the truth is whatever you can manage to convince the Sheeple that it is.
Ron Paul’s economic Rx: a Southern secessionist. After voting for a Republican majority in the House of Representatives, Americans are now getting exactly the quality of leadership they deserve.
House GOP Declares War on Planned Parenthood. At some point, we really have to disabuse women of the silly notion that they should control their own bodies.
Convicted sex offender’s name to brand new baseball diamond. Oddly enough, a lot of people have serious problems with this idea….
Carlisle High School teacher accused of sex with minor. Another band teacher caught playing in A minor. Yeah, this one time at band camp….