How Corporations Have Mastered the Art of Not Paying Their Fair Share of Taxes. Hey, why should corporations pay taxes when politicians aren’t willing to hold them accountable?
Egyptian orders a pizza for the Wisconsin demonstrators. Solidarity: wee haz it.
BP Says Spill Settlement Terms Are Too Generous. RIIIIIGGHHT…and those whose lives and businesses were damaged or ruined by the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico are just a buncha whiny freeloaders.
Next Question for Tunisia: The Role of Islam in Politics. You’ve won democracy for your country. Now comes the hard question: How do you legislate the enslavement and subjugation of women? And when are you going to Disneyland?
Wisconsin labor unrest spills across Lake Michigan. Tunisia…Egypt…Libya…Wisconsin…Indiana…Ohio….
Man haggles to get pal best drug deal from undercover cop. What are friends for??
Bill Calls for Illegals to Be Dumped at Offices of Congressmen: Says all illegal immigrants should be ‘taken to the office of a US Senator or Congressman and left there’. Hey, it’s not like they’re real people or anything….
Airline Apologizes To Jewish Customers. For some odd reason, they didn’t want the ham melts or bacon baguettes. Go figure….
Chocolate’s Startling Health Benefits. Now, if someone could just figure out how to combine sex and chocolate, we could all count on living forever!
South Dakota Lawmakers Still Hard At Work Restricting Reproductive Rights. Because, with enough persistence, they’ll eventually rid South Dakota of the silly notion that women deserve to be able to control their own bodies.
Arizona’s’ ‘Civility Institute’ Will Tame State’s Insane Masses. Great idea…but Arizona may well be beyond saving at this point.
Driver hid meth pipe in beer bottle, Tehama deputies say. Remember, kids; it’s all about efficiency.
Cultish Christian Leader Teaches Women Should Submit to Husbands — Victims of His “Submission Theology” Speak Out. It’s What Jesus Would Do….
Alaska state rep refuses TSA grope of her mastectomy scars, drives home from Seattle . Because al-Qaeda has apparently managed to adapt mastectomies as the latest threat in weapons delivery systems.
Joe Scarborough Criticizes Rick Santelli For Comparing Wisconsin Protests To 9/11. Memo to anyone with an inflated ego and a tenuous grip on reality: Don’tcha think it’s time y’all stopped the 9.11 comparisons?? Couldja be any less sensitive?
Tea Party Leader Hatches Plan to Infiltrate and Sabotage Union Protesters in WI and Other States. It’s not about smaller government; it’s about protecting their benefactors on the Far Right.
