If you’re among the handful of Americans who won’t be glued to a television at 3:18PM PST for today’s Titanic Battle Pitting Good Against The Forces Of Evil Super Bowl, might I suggest a couple of interesting alternatives?:
The 2011 Lingerie Bowl. If you don’t want to watch another cheesy, safe-for-children-and-the-highly-suggestible, NFL-approved halftime show, here’s an alternative. Athletic, attractive women playing indoor football in skimpy lingerie? You say that like it’s a bad thing…. Who’s favored to win? WHO CARES!! It’s women in lingerie playing football…. ;-)
Puppy Bowl VII. While it may not have the titillation factor of the Lingerie Bowl, it’s a bit more “family-friendly”, and the cuteness factor is undeniable…IT’S PUPPIES!!
Party on, Garth…and oh, yeah…PUCK THE FACKERS!!! ;-)
