February 13, 2011 8:25 AM

Today's "WTF??" moment: Wrong on so many levels

You have a Snuggie. You have sex. This was inevitable.

You can probably count on this rocketing to the top of my list of things I really could have lived without knowing about. Not that I’m against sex, and the Kama Sutra has many wonderful ideas that I’d love to explore. Still, there just seems something so terribly, horribly…wrong…about The Snuggie Sutra. Call me silly, but I kinda like my sex without the benefit of swaddling best used by those too lazy to roust themselves from the couch and turn up the heat. Yes, if I’m going to be having sex (and I certainly hope that I will be), I prefer it to be without the aid of something that many would color-coordinate with their TV’s remote control.

‘Course, this being America, someone out there is thinking that this is the best thing since sliced bread…and they’re probably figuring out how to turn it into a video. In a land where any idea can be monetized with enough creativity and marketing, it’s probably just a matter of time.

Yes, kids…this isn’t your father’s Snuggie ©….

Man, we just LOVE American ingenuity and entrepreneurship, don’t we??

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