March 2011 Archives
- March 31, 2011
For Princess.... - March 31, 2011
And here's your moment of Zen.... - March 31, 2011
[Insert "makin' whoopie" joke of choice here] - March 31, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may well be upon us - March 31, 2011
Today's "WTF??" moment: Wait...Obama's a zombie?? - March 30, 2011
Iran before the chador: Things looked a bit different, no? - March 30, 2011
Just another night in (something closely resembling) Paradise - March 30, 2011
I may have to start eating cereal for breakfast again - March 30, 2011
OK...it's (totally, completely) fake...but it IS funny (#2) - March 29, 2011
Just don't call it a "war" - March 29, 2011
"The horse of undeclared war has pretty much left the barn...." - March 29, 2011
Presented without comment...because sometimes a thing speaks for itself - March 29, 2011
Things I might be thinking.... - March 29, 2011
You have to know that it's time to change the name of your business when.... - March 28, 2011
When I do it, it's complex. When you do it, it's adultery AND a felony. AWESOME.... - March 28, 2011
OK...it's (totally, completely) fake...but it IS funny - March 28, 2011
Back to the future...so why does it look so much like 1931? - March 28, 2011
Dude, it's gonna be tough to get a tow truck out here - March 27, 2011
Sunday Food Porn: I see a parsnip. You might see something...different. - March 27, 2011
Today's communique from the Ima Dick State Sanitorium - March 27, 2011
On a quiet Sunday morning, a little Pole Dancing For Jesus...and it figures it would be in Houston - March 26, 2011
So who says there's never any excitement in Portland? - March 26, 2011
The working title for my autobiography.... - March 26, 2011
Canada establishes universal health care. 27 years later, the government collapses. Coincidence??
Comments (1) - March 26, 2011
It will be a great day when we can see our way clear to care for our own - March 26, 2011
Today's communique from the Ima Dick State Sanitorium - March 26, 2011
You have to know you're in trouble when even the mice are getting busy - March 25, 2011
Republican Governors: Evil Incarnate or tone-deaf servants of their corporate overlords? - March 25, 2011
Sorry, but you just don't get to make up your own "truth" - March 25, 2011
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to Washington.... - March 25, 2011
Today's nominees for the Ima Dick Scholarship - March 25, 2011
So this is what we've become - March 24, 2011
Lewis Black on why Donald Trump would make an AWESOME President - March 24, 2011
Don't make me spell it out...because you know that I know that you can't spell - March 24, 2011
Welcome to Wisconsin...check your rights at the border - March 24, 2011
Today's communique from the Ima Dick State Sanitorium - March 24, 2011
So you think Social Conservatives haven't gone to war against women? - March 23, 2011
Presented without comment...because sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words - March 23, 2011
Those who can, teach...you smug, self-righteous pinhead ;-)
Comments (1) - March 23, 2011
What about the poor, innocent Buffalo wings?? - March 23, 2011
And you thought Republicans were all about controlling deficit spending.... - March 23, 2011
Today's communique from the Ima Dick State Sanitorium - March 23, 2011
So you say you want to be a successful despot? - March 22, 2011
And you thought Charlie Sheen was crazy.... - March 22, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - March 22, 2011
Fighting to preserve life, liberty, and the $1 value menu - March 22, 2011
Sharia- it's only bad if it's not the GOP version - March 22, 2011
Live from the Ima Dick Memorial Coliseum.... - March 22, 2011
All we have is.... - March 21, 2011
So, you say you want a six-pack?? - March 21, 2011
Greetings from the set of "Idiocracy 2: My Brain Hurts"
Comments (1) - March 21, 2011
Welcome to National Hug Your Urologist Week - March 21, 2011
Evil, crazy, and built to stay that way - March 21, 2011
There's a very thin line between irony and hypocrisy - March 20, 2011
Say...didn't you used to stand up for the middle class?? - March 20, 2011
Has anyone seen the President I voted for?
Comments (1) - March 20, 2011
I wonder where you are...and I wonder what you do - March 20, 2011
Today in indentured servitude and random silliness - March 20, 2011
The law of unintended consequences - March 19, 2011
Yearning for the return of a world that existed only on a Hollywood sound stage - March 19, 2011
Godwin's Law: Cats are not immune - March 19, 2011
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the kitchen.... - March 19, 2011
It's Caturday, so relax and enjoy the rich, creamy goodness - March 18, 2011
MVP: Most Vulnerable Porn star - March 18, 2011
Today's "WTF??" moment: You can't fix stupid (or, another day in Texas) - March 18, 2011
Marriage is a sacred vow...between a philanderer and his three wives - March 18, 2011
Happy Casual Sex Friday!! - March 18, 2011
Isn't this why Bill Clinton was impeached? - March 17, 2011
How not to kill a pedestrian in Portland...for only $10 - March 17, 2011
Fallible, disturbed, dissolute...and you voted for them - March 17, 2011
Who says size doesn't matter? - March 17, 2011
Headlines designed to make your head explode - March 17, 2011
This is just wrong on so many levels - March 16, 2011
When they said you could work from home, I don't think this is what they had in mind - March 16, 2011
Just in case you were wondering - March 16, 2011
Sometimes, human nature has a good side - March 16, 2011
This is what happens when your budget cuts impact the fact-checking department
Comments (1) - March 16, 2011
You could be forgiven for thinking that things really, really suck when....
Comments (1) - March 16, 2011
Maybe if she put up some blinds.... - March 15, 2011
Somewhere warm and breezy, Marty Feldman is snickering into his Corona - March 15, 2011
Today's headlines for the heavily medicated - March 15, 2011
You can never be too careful around Chuck - March 14, 2011
Winning in the kitchen with Charlie Sheen - March 14, 2011
No matter how much you repeat it, both sides are NOT equal - March 14, 2011
This is why we can't think outside the box - March 14, 2011
What Newt Gingrich really meant to say - March 14, 2011
Ladies love Chuck - March 13, 2011
Does someone have to die before the NHL does the right thing?
Comments (1) - March 13, 2011
You know you're seriously in need of a dose of perspective when.... - March 13, 2011
As mean as we want to be....
Comments (1) - March 13, 2011
Taking the bologna boat to Tuna Town - March 12, 2011
This just in: Ohio is safe from the tsunami threat - March 12, 2011
The very definition of tragedy - March 12, 2011
They get the gold mine...and that leaves us with the shaft - March 12, 2011
No, you're not hallucinating...you've just been watching Fox Noise Channel again - March 12, 2011
I've suddenly forgotten about all of my childhood problems.... - March 11, 2011
I don't think this was what they meant when they said you could work from home - March 11, 2011
Dog-whistling past the graveyard - March 11, 2011
Today's gratuitous and vaguely phallic photo - March 11, 2011
Happy Casual Sex Friday!! Celebrate responsibly, y'all.... - March 11, 2011
When in Korea, I always try to be lovely - March 10, 2011
Time marches on, change is good...but it still leaves a hole
Comments (2) - March 10, 2011
Newt Gingrich: not exactly the "family values" candidate, eh? - March 10, 2011
Today's math lesson: it's ALL about the numbers - March 10, 2011
I'm just doing what I can to contribute - March 9, 2011
Sometimes I wish Jon Stewart would tell us what he REALLY thinks - March 9, 2011
Leadership: The courage to make the tough decisions. Or not. - March 9, 2011
My inner 14-year-old is all aglow - March 8, 2011
Aw,man...now you're just showing off.... - March 8, 2011
This is why I'm not a sportswriter - March 8, 2011
Time to explore my career options.... - March 8, 2011
It ain't Texas crazy...but it's damn close - March 8, 2011
Why should women be allowed to control their own bodies?? - March 7, 2011
Texas wants to secede? Can I help pack their bags?? - March 7, 2011
When it comes to racism, there's only one acceptable response - March 7, 2011
A graphic representation of everything that's wrong with American politics - March 7, 2011
A few questions I'd really like answers to - March 7, 2011
Because irrational hatred is its own reward - March 6, 2011
'Cuz there ain't no crazy like Texas crazy
Comments (1) - March 6, 2011
Sometimes freedom OF religion means freedom FROM religion - March 6, 2011
Possible side effects include Obama Derangement Syndrome....
Comments (1) - March 6, 2011
Welcome to the death of irony - March 5, 2011
Remember, kids; it's ALL about the grammar and punctuation - March 5, 2011
This is what happens when Republicans actually live their beliefs - March 5, 2011
Why I'll never be confused with "Dear Abby" - March 5, 2011
Quick, easy, time-tested ways to impress the ladies - March 5, 2011
You know someone thinks you're a real dick when.... - March 3, 2011
[Insert porn star joke here] - March 3, 2011
It wouldn't hurt if America actually had a coherent health care system - March 3, 2011
Sometimes a picture really IS worth a thousand words
Comments (1) - March 2, 2011
You know your day is about to get worse when....
Comments (1) - March 2, 2011
Today's "WTF??" moments: unfathomable...and built to stay that way - March 2, 2011
And it goes great with Spotted Dick! - March 2, 2011
If we can't work, we might as well drink...right? - March 1, 2011
The Texas State Bird - March 1, 2011
A few possible career moves....
Comments (2) - March 1, 2011
It's so much easier when you break things down scientifically - March 1, 2011
It's all about JOBS, JOBS, JOBS!! Or not.
