….Colorado “sexology” major works as “naked sushi” model. Yeah, like anyone would ever hire me to do that….
I Don’t Need A Hug. I need a…oh, never mind; this is still a family show, right??
Polish city puts a giant condom over phallic statue. Because, really…what else are you going to do in Konin on a Friday night? Also, you could say that this tribute to the inventor of the condom is attracting some stiff opposition.
Pakistani lawmaker says women mentally torture men. Well, I’m not certain this actually qualifies as news. Most men who have been married can probably attest to this.
Young Person Claims Young Cokeheads No Longer Interested In Sex. And all this time I’d thought that everything went better with Coke….
Premarital sex at BYU: How common is it?. They’re young. They’re human. They’re horny. ‘Nuff said.
Gay Marriage Makes Financial Sense. In this economy, shouldn’t anything that creates jobs be considered a good thing?
Safe Sex Gets A Sponsor. This is almost enough to make me swear off sex altogether. Almost.
Anti-Abortion Radicals Coming to Philly. Because there ain’t nothin’ Jesus loves more than when his followers attempt to force their beliefs on those who don’t share them.
Michelle Rodriguez Is Not A Lesbian. Well, THAT’S certainly a relief!
Sex Advice from Drunk People: St. Patrick’s Day. Just what I need: sex advice from people wearing green beer googles.
Can A Breastfeeding Boutique Survive In NYC?. Only if they can sell breast-milk ice cream.
Adultery’s Double Standard. When celebrity women cheat on their spouses, it’s just girls being girls. When celebrity men cheat, it’s men being self-absorbed amoral pigs.
Catholic school students suspended for displaying pro-choice views. Independent thinking: if the Catholic Church wanted you to think, the Vatican would have issued you a brain.
Teen Boy Invents Leather And Pizza-Scented Candles For Men. ‘Cuz there ain’t nothin’ that gets me to thinking about sex faster than the scent of pizza and leather….
