Nuclear Holocaust May Affect Distant Nation’s Sushi Supply. Yeah, I know…thousands are dead, even more thousands are homeless, and Japan is on the brink of nuclear disaster…yada yada yada…. WHERE’S MY DAMNED SUSHI??
iPad 2 May be Delayed by Japan Quake. Yeah…didn’t something happen in Japan??
Qaddafi Threatens to ‘Get Crazy’. Wow…for a while, I’d been afraid that Qaddafi might be off his meds.
The power of ignorance: Sharia law. You know, if you look past the rhetoric, the underlying philosophy of Sharia sounds an awful lot like…oh, I don’t…Christianity??
Newspaper Guild Supports HuffPost Strike. Considering that Arianna Huffington made $315 million largely off the labor of unpaid writers…well, this seems fair, doesn’t it?
Koch-Blocked: Judge Blocks Wisconsin Anti-Workers Bill. A temporary victory to be sure…but it’s a start.
Turns Out Not All College Girls Are Lesbians. Well, there goes THAT fantasy….
TX Democratic County Chairman Dan Ramos Says Gays ‘Are Like Termites’ Infiltrating The Democratic Party. First they came for our children, then our military. What’s next…our fashion shows??
Impressive Woman Allegedly Hides Heroin, $51.22 in Vagina. AND she made change for a $100 bill….
Ending The Afghan War Would Save Taxpayers 40,000 Times More Money Than Defunding NPR. Of course, this doesn’t exactly fit with the GOP “culture war” agenda, does it??
Guy Busted for Bigamy After Posting Second Wedding Pics to Facebook. Yeah, well…that Ph.D. thing? Probably not going to be happening for him.
Great Drunken Moments in Local TV News. In case you slept through St. Patrick’s Day.
Ann Coulter to Bill O’Reilly: ‘Radiation Is Actually Good for You’. And so is Russian Roulette…but you don’t see me picking up a .45 to test this theory, do you??
Gender-Neutral Bible Draws Criticism. Say hello to “PC Jesus”.
Recapping Gov. Perry’s $27 Billion budget hole. Remember that whole “Texas miracle” thing? Sounds kinda like “house of cards”, doesn’t it??
Operation Tomodachi: photos from US Navy’s Japan disaster relief operation. I can’t imagine Hell looks any worse than this.
