Walker Ally On Wisconsin Supreme Court Calls State’s First Female Justice A ‘Bitch’. Yep; when men do it, they’re simply being assertive. When women do it…well, you get the idea….
Tea Party At Its Dregs? Major Convention Attracts Few. What if you threw a convention…and no one bothered to show up??
Bill Kristol calls for U.S. ground forces in Libya. And when we’re done in Libya, can we please, please, PLEASE bomb Iran? Pretty please? With sprinkles and cluster bombs on top??
iPad 2 Problems: Users’ Biggest Complaints. WTF? You have an iPad2. STFU. NOW.
Bolton Criticizes Arab League For ‘Grumbling’ About Civilian Deaths In Libya. Yeah, it’s not like they’re Americans or anything….
Hugo Chavez Makes Libya Airstrikes About Him. Yeah, that’s right…. Today, Tripoli. Tomorrow, we turn Caracas into a parking lot….
New Jersey town limits rooster sex due to noise concerns. Hey, if people in your town are having sex with roosters, you have bigger problems on your hands than noise….
Neo-Nazis March Against Immigration In California. They say they want an all-White nation…so how about we just give them Idaho and call it even?
Student In Anti-Asian Rant Says She’ll Leave UCLA. Hey, guess what, kids?? Words have consequence!!
Whole Foods Is Slowly Killing Bolivians. Well, it’s not like they’re Americans or anything. Besides, if we want quinoa, they by God we’re gonna have quinoa.
Ed Schultz: Ann Coulter Is ‘Toxic’. News Flash!! And we’re surprised about this…why??
McCain and Lieberman Criticize Obama Administration For Waiting Too Long to Go Into Libya. And if the President had done something sooner, they’d be criticizing his hasty judgement and cavalier risk-taking….
Former SNL star thinks gay kissing on Glee is “sickening”. Victoria Jackson is a Tea Party heroine…which ought to tell you everything you need to know about the Tea Party.
AZ Senate President Russell Pearce Takes Tentherism To New Level: ‘You Are Not A Citizen Of The United States’. The beautiful thing about being a teabagger is getting to choose what laws you want to obey.
Dan Abrams Stands With Fellow Internet Millionaire Against Unpaid Writers. Right; there are two classes of people in this world: the exploiters and the exploited. The sooner you remember your place in the scheme of things, the sooner we can get back to business as usual.
Taxing Millionaires Would Save Billions More Than Cutting Education And Programs For Main Street. Yeah, but then millionaires would no longer be getting something for nothing, would they?
