March 12, 2011 6:20 AM

No, you're not hallucinating...you've just been watching Fox Noise Channel again

I love politics for the wingnut extremes. While there are extremes on both sides, Liberal wingnuts bore me to tears with their earnestness and desire to save the world. Conservative wingnuts are where the real fun and entertainment is…and seldom do they disappoint.

….”DAMNED KIDS!! GET OFF MY LAWN!!” And while you’re at it, stop voting Liberal!

….If not for Michele Bachmann, how would we know about the “Gangster Government” cabal currently poisoning our great country

….Hate can be very resourceful. And it’s SO much easier than rational thought or compassion.

….Caught On Live Mic: Iowa GOPer Refers To GOP Gun Law As ‘The Crazy, Give-A-Handgun-To-A-Schizophrenic Bill’. Compassion….nope, sorry; we’re fresh out.

….NH GOP Senator Says The Mentally Ill Are ‘Defective People’ That Should Be Shipped Off To Siberia. Sorry, we’re still out of compassion…and it’s on back order.

….“We begin bombing Tripoli in five minutes….”. Hey, c’mon now…it worked for Ronald Reagan….

….Do you love Right-wing Hate Radio? Do you wish you could call and shoot the bull with Rush Limbaugh, but you’re just too lazy and/or stupid to dial a telephone and speak in something close to complete sentences? Well, fear not, dear Patriot…because now, for a nominal fee, someone will vent your spleen for you!

….Poor Sen. John Ensign (R-NV), having to retire from the Senate after only one sex scandal. He must feel horribly cheated.

….For something completely off topic, here’s a 5:30 incomprehensible Chinese video that still somehow manages to speak the universal male language: BOOBIES!!

….And if a Chinese boob clamp doesn’t get your attention, get yourself on over to eBay and bid on your chance to fondle a nice English woman’s 32C’s. Being a proper Englishwoman, she will of course be serving tea and snacks along with the fondling.

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