It’s no secret that I’m becoming less and less enamored of President Obama, who has singlehandedly turned “Change We Can Believe In” from a source of inspiration into comic inspiration. Still, even greater sources of comic inspiration are the various and assorted flavors of nutjobs who think that Obama is responsible for everything from the recession to the Lindbergh kidnapping.
….You may not have known this before, but Obama IS DELIBERATELY TRYING TO JACK UP THE PRICE OF GASOLINE. Why, you may ask? Well, duh…he’s clearly taking orders from his radical Islamofascist, America-hating overlords. Why does he hate our freedoms?
….You have to know that you’re suffering from Obama Derangement Syndrome when you can run for President AND simultaneously claim in all seriousness that the President grew up in Kenya. Better to be thought a fool than to be Mike Huckabee and remove all doubt. (PS- Huckabee also thinks that Chris Matthews is on the verge of becoming Charlie Sheen. Yeah, right….)
….President Obama is being criticized for being “inexperienced” by a woman who couldn’t even be bothered to finish her term as Governor of Alaska. Will someone PLEASE explain the meaning of “hypocrisy” and “irony” to her?
….You may not be aware of this, but President Obama is advancing a secret plot to have his Administration allow the migration of 100 MILLION Muslims into the US.
….You have to suspect that reporters in Washington have WAY too much time on their hands when they’re asking Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) to conduct witch hunts of President Obama so they can cover them.
….Having apparently solved all other pressing problems facing their states, legislatures from coast to coast are now screaming “SHOW ME YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!” Interesting that this was never an issue until an African-American was sitting in the Oval Office, eh??