March 26, 2011 7:00 AM

Today's communique from the Ima Dick State Sanitorium

Fox News’ Steve Harrigan: America’s Laziest War Correspondent. America’s laziest war correspondent working for America’s laziest news outlet…fitting, no??

Are the Religious Prone to Obesity? Study found regularly attending services was linked to raised risk in middle age. It’s not the services that make you fat, it’s the trip to Applebee’s or IHOP afterward that add up.

Sentencing delayed for man who tampered with vibrator . Judge Terry Clackson ruled Shostak initially had the right to be in the woman’s northeast Edmonton home on Dec. 24, 2007, but he lost that right once he handled her vibrator. OK…I think that pretty much says it all, don’t you??

Rumsfeld: Libyan war worrisome. Why? Because he didn’t start, and ultimately mismanage, it??

Karl Rove Loves the Freedom of Information Act Now. Sure, now that a Black Democrat is sitting in the Oval Office, transparency is crucial.

The taste of cat, donkey, dog, and rat meat. Uh, thanks…but I think I’ll have a Gardenburger instead….

The new GOP warmongers. They may hate NPR, women, and the middle class, but they loves them some war and destruction, don’t they??

Los Angeles Overrun by Assisted Masturbation Parlors. Don’t look at me; I got nothin’….

Horny 92-Year-Old Woman Couldn’t Get A Kiss, So She Got Her Gun. She missed (she IS 92 years old, after all), but it’s the thought that counts, right??

Maine’s Governor Removes Huge Labor Mural. Because the sooner workers are put in their place, the sooner they’ll stop thinking they have rights and we can all get back to business as usual.

Qataris Develop Artificial Cloud To Keep Pitch Cool During World Cup. And I suppose that next they’ll be announcing that the games will be held in stadiums suspended in low Earth orbit….

Donald Trump’s Delusion: ‘I Definitely Think I Could Beat Obama’. Why the Hell not? He screwed Qaddafi, didn’t he??

Four US senators ask Apple to dump DUI checkpoint apps. So, they’re getting their panties in a wad just because Apple is helping people break the law?

The Never-Ending Saga of HitmanforHire.net. Oddly enough, the venture capitalists weren’t too overly excited when they saw the business plan that said “online assassination-for-hire startup”.

Cat becomes angry when its potato is misplaced. It seems that you do NOT want to make this cat angry.

Police: Man Rolls Back Prices On His Own At Walmart. Man, some people really don’t value ingenuity, knowhutimean?

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