March 27, 2011 6:51 AM

Today's communique from the Ima Dick State Sanitorium

Newt Attacks Obama For Bombing Libya Weeks After Demanding Obama Bomb Libya. Let’s face it; Republicans will criticize the President regardless of what he does or doesn’t do. This really only demonstrates the depths of Gingrich’s hypocrisy.

Gingrich In 2004: ‘You Can’t Flip-Flop And Be Commander-In-Chief’. That was then. This is now.

Donald Trump: No photos exist of Obama before the age of 13 (lie) and no one has seen Obama’s birth certificate (lie). I’m not going to say Trump’s an idiot, because I don’t believe he is. Still, you have to question his political acumen when Dave Weigel didn’t have to break a sweat to dig up this picture of a very young Barack Obama. BTW, Mr. Trump, if you had bothered to take, oh, 30 seconds, you could have found President Obama’s birth certificate here. Consider yourself debunked.

Sean Hannity joins Trump among the ranks of Birthers. But ‘Don’t bring up race!’. Yeah, but isn’t it interesting that this question was never raised until and African-American man took a seat behind the big desk in the Oval Office?

PETA models shower nude in Hollywood to promote vegan lifestyle. OK…you have my attention…. ;-)

‘Fiscal Conservative’ Richard Shelby Forces NASA To Spend $1.4 Million A Day On Program It Doesn’t Want. When you do it, it’s “the worst sort of corrupt, wasteful pork imaginable”. When Richard Shelby does it, it’s “constituent service”.

Maine’s New Teabagger Governor Axes Labor Mural From Dept. of Labor. Because the sooner workers remember their place as servants of Koch Industries, the sooner y’all can get back to business.

Indiana Official Reportedly Advised Scott Walker To Stage A Phony Violent Attack By Union Supporters. Violent repression of your political opponents: it’s the American Republican Way. If you can’t beat ‘em, beat ‘em up, eh?

The Real Death Panel: If ‘ObamaCare’ Repealed, Some Patients Can’t Go Back. So you’re STILL going to insist that Republicans are all about jobs and the deficit??

Fundamentalist Christians Are All Obese, According To Science. Yep, a study shows that Fundamentalists “are 50 percent more likely to turn into obese middle-agers as those with no religious involvement.” Yet another for argument for science and atheism, eh?

Stossel: No Group Has Had More Gov’t Help Than American Indians. If that’s true, then why do so many reservations look more like Third World countries than America?

AZ GOP Too Extreme Even For Brewer: We Can’t Have Huge Cuts To Education Just Because ‘It Sounds Good’. Unfortunately, cutting off state funding for life-saving transplants sounds just fine to Gov. Brewer.

Bryan Fischer: Muslims Have No First Amendment Rights. Then neither do Right-wing Social Conservative “Christians”.

GOP pushing dozens of jobs anti-abortion bills in statehouses. Yep, nothing says you’re serious about creating jobs like declaring war on women, eh?

Ohio House Passes ‘Nation’s Most Restrictive’ Voter ID Law That Would Curb Rights Of Almost 900,000 Ohioans. 900,000 fewer Democrats. Problem solved.

NBA Scouts Agree: Jimmer Fredette Is Very, Very White. Yep…looks like Captain Obvious is in the house….

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