NY Dem Voted Against Gay Marriage, Used Gay Lover To Help With Bribes. You can file this one under “self-loathing” and “complete lack of self-awareness”.
Did James Franco Tweet a Picture of His Penis?. Man, the last time I saw something that small, it had an eraser on the end of it.
KS GOP State Rep. Compares Undocumented Immigrants To Pigs, Suggests Shooting Them From Helicopters. Sounds like someone is off his medication again.
Another Inside Job. The rich really ARE different: when they break the law, it’s the prosecutors who go on trial.
Larry King In Talks For ‘Daily Show’ Gig. King will reportedly be the Chief Marriage Correspondent.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS DIABETIC. Serves him right, don’tchathink??
Michigan’s GOP Gov. Slashes Corporate Tax Rate by 86 Percent, Hikes Taxes for Working Poor. Well, the working poor generally don’t donate to or vote Republican, so what do you expect? You get what you pay for, right?
4 Out of 5 Toddlers Use the Internet. Yeah, they’re probably the ones leaving comments on YouTube.
Young Woman Thanks God for Atheist-Killing Tsunami. Yeah, my God is an AWESOME, kick-ass God who can kick your puny girly-man god’s bony ass.
Apocalypse Now: Michele Bachmann Probably Running For President. It appears the dumbing down of America is virtually complete.
Gilbert Gottfried — SHOCKING Japan Tsunami Jokes. Better to be thought a thoughtless, insensitive moron than to be Gilbert Gottfried and remove any lingering doubt. Gee, you’d think he’d be smart enough to figure out that trafficking in suffering, death, and destruction just ain’t funny….
Obama Moving Ahead On Gun Control. OMG!!! THEY WERE RIGHT!!! NOW HE’S COMING FOR OUR GUNS!!!
Jury: Blogger Johnny Northside must pay $60,000 to fired community leader. Remember the First Amendment? Yeah, me neither….
Man Arrested for Stealing Bag of Dildos from His Boss. In his defense, the shopping list his wife gave him said “eggs, milk, dildos”.
Top Conservatives Have a Roundabout Way of Calling Sarah Palin a Moron. Funny; most people are much more direct.
The Ultimate Anti-Bullying PSA: Kid Fights Back With Devastating Body Slam. Don’t get mad; get even.
Wife of Adulterous WI Senator/Union Breaker Joins Recall Against Him. Yessiree…Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, eh??
Look, WNBA Players Can Be Just As Horribly Insensitive As Male Athletes!. Cluelessness, insensitivity, and the ability to be a miserable excuse for a human being aren’t gender-specific.
WI Unions Will Destroy Walker-Loving Bank By Pulling $1 Billion Ah, don’tcha just LOVE when people decide that enough is just too damn much??
