California City Hires $3,000-Per-Week Spokesman After Issuing Massive Layoffs. Talk about people unclear on the concept….
Annotated Boehner. Have you ever wondered what John Boehner would write or say to the President if he actually could?
Radiation Levels at Fukushima Aren’t 10 Million Times Higher Than . The good news is that they’re ONLY 100,000 times higher than normal. Good times….
GE Pays No Taxes. This is exactly why you rarely hear the words “corporate” and “responsibility” used in the same sentence.
Despite Paying No Income Taxes, GE CEO Lauded His Company’s Patriotism In 2009 West Point Speech. It seems the phrase “corporate greedhead scum” were invented for Jeffrey Immelt.
Sen. Johnson’s Reaction To General Electric Paying No Taxes: Cut The Corporate Tax Rate. Because his job isn’t to represent his constituents and do what’s best for the country. It’s to represent those corporate interests that fill his campaign coffers and to balance the budget on the backs of the poor and the middle class.
Newt Gingrich’s Libya Flip Flop, Issue By Issue. Hey, wasn’t it Gingrich who once said that you can’t be President if you flip-flop?
Going to Church Makes You Fat. Yet another argument for atheism…or at least for sleeping in on Sunday mornings.
First Lady Of Guatemala Files For Divorce — So She Can Run For President. Because some people will do ANYTHING to become President.
New iPhone app erases everything you posted on Facebook and Twitter while drunk. Finally…an app that performs a truly valuable service!!
“Sucker Punch” Is A Commentary On The Death Of Moviemaking. It’s true; there apparently AREN’T any more original, worthwhile ideas for movies out there.
Newark A Horrible Place To Visit, But Better Than Syracuse. Hey, if you were on a trip to Newark, don’t you think you’d be looking to get out of town as soon as you possibly could?
Deadly Cobra Missing From New York Zoo. Hey, the good news is that I found your missing snake. The bad news is that it bit my ankle and I have about a half-hour to live.
Patricia Mancuso Janowski: $1.5M in Embezzled Funds Gambled Away in Quick-E Mart’s Poker Machine, Police Say. If you’re going to embezzle boatloads of money, don’t you think you could find a better way to spend your ill-gotten gains? (Bonus: it’s Obama’s fault)
8 Ridiculous Ideas That Made People Ridiculously Rich. Don’tcha just LOVE America??
The Vermont House Passes Bill Calling For A Single Payer Health Care System In The State. And if Vermont can do it, why can’t the rest of us have it?
